Picture this hypothetical scene; Bruce Forsyth introduces Strictly Come Dancing contestant Edwina Currie, who steps out onto the floor in a white toga. After some provocative grinding against a pole, her outfit is whipped off by her partner to reveal a pair of gold painted breasts. The pair then simulate sex, with Currie being doused in wine before her thong is removed off reveal a clean shaved vagina. Unlikely. Unless you're in Argentina, of course.

The last series of Argentina's Bailando por un Sueño featured Leandro Penna's ex with his her boobs out but that has been topped with fully nudity courtesy of a contestant called Cinthia Fernandez. She's no Currie, but neither is she Holly Valance. More to the point, her mum and dad are in the front row of the audience - EWWWW. And look at all that wine being wasted at the end - it really is a travesty. 

It actually follows a nipple slip on this week's Dancing with the Stars, so we're leaving it to Rory Bremner to get Strictly back in the headlines. Come on, Bremner - get yer tits out!