Victoria Beckham on American IdolVictoria Beckham on American Idol

Bone Idol
Wed, 13/01/2010 - 15:27 by HM writer

Victoria Beckham's Keith Richards impression and judging debut on 'American Idol' was was aired last night and although critics seemed to be in agreement that she came across better than expected, she was criticised for having a face too crazy for telly...

In the case of close-ups at least.

The Los Angeles Times said:

"The night's saddest failure, however, was guest judge Victoria Beckham, who actually made plenty of appealing comments and bonded beautifully with fellow judge Kara DioGuardi but whose gaunt appearance was so off-putting it might have cost her the slot DeGeneres eventually won."

Another New York publication didn't bother beating about the bush by adding:

"Her face is just too crazy for the close-up, and she has nothing to add to the commentary. I always thought a British accent made people sound smart but I guess I was wrong."

Wait unitl Kerry Katona goes on next week...

Meanwhile, Posh herself said of her time on the show:

"I saw so much talent, and to be a part of making someone's dream come true was exciting for me. I'm a very spiritual person and I believe you get back what you put out there. I believe in positivity."

Watch her here.

  • Miss Posh Beckham is facing a public order offence for wearing her knickers on her head. Prevention of Abuse to Mental Health Act 1955 subpara 1a, £30 fine or two weeks in the slammer

    officerdibble Thu, 14/01/2010 - 22:18
  • Watched this for some bizarre reason last night. Took a couple of minutes to confirm that she wasn't in fact a cardboard cut out as I first suspected.

    slug Thu, 14/01/2010 - 12:59
  • She's got a face like a GCSE geometry project...it's all isosceles triangles & rhombuses

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 14/01/2010 - 10:24
  • I wanna fill every orifice of her body with my Man-Muck.

    ken tate Thu, 14/01/2010 - 01:45
  • Get back what you put in ???
    You'll be having a fucking long wait love.

    BonnyWill Wed, 13/01/2010 - 18:57
  • "I believe in positivity"

    "Yeah, I'm a real spritual magpie, stealing any old vacuous, vaguely Pantheistic mumbo-jumbo and vomiting it out for you Yanks to hoover up mindlessly like it was the auntiefucking Rosetta Stone"

    Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, fatty!

    jiggerycock Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:27
  • I Have seen this woman before.Is it Danni off Babestation's mother?
    New Tits?

    JOHNRBUK Wed, 13/01/2010 - 15:45
  • I Have seen this woman before.Is it Danni off Babestation's mother?
    New Tits?

    JOHNRBUK Wed, 13/01/2010 - 15:45
  • "I believe in positivity"

    "Yeah, I'm a real spritual magpie, stealing any old vacuous, vaguely Pantheistic mumbo-jumbo and vomiting it out for you Yanks to hoover up mindlessly like it was the auntiefucking Rosetta Stone"

    Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, fatty!

    jiggerycock Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:27
  • Get back what you put in ???
    You'll be having a fucking long wait love.

    BonnyWill Wed, 13/01/2010 - 18:57
  • I wanna fill every orifice of her body with my Man-Muck.

    ken tate Thu, 14/01/2010 - 01:45
  • She's got a face like a GCSE geometry project...it's all isosceles triangles & rhombuses

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 14/01/2010 - 10:24
  • Watched this for some bizarre reason last night. Took a couple of minutes to confirm that she wasn't in fact a cardboard cut out as I first suspected.

    slug Thu, 14/01/2010 - 12:59
  • Miss Posh Beckham is facing a public order offence for wearing her knickers on her head. Prevention of Abuse to Mental Health Act 1955 subpara 1a, £30 fine or two weeks in the slammer

    officerdibble Thu, 14/01/2010 - 22:18

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