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Fri, 28/08/2009 - 09:39 by HM writer
Katie Price has reportedly fallen out with cage-fighter boyfriend Alex Reid over sexually explicit text messages that she sent to the Brazilian toyboy she had a fling with in Ibiza... And the messages (which weren't too explicit to print) were composed of, 'you naughty boy' and 'what's the dirtiest thing you'd like to do in bed' LOL ; ) !!111 etc. It's lose your breakfast Friday...

Andre Pinto, 25, has also claimed that Jordan only wanted sex with the lights out (we wouldn't argue with that), hated her breasts being touched (ditto) and wanted him to send her naked pictures.

She apparently sent him text messages that read:

"Bet you're a naughty boy with looks like that and what you have to offer... you in the bed next to me would be a challenge."

She also sent:

"What's the most dirty thing you like to do in bed."

Question mark, Katie Price...

He replied diplomatically:

"I am up for new experiences."

*Projectile vomits*

Reid's agent has responded to say:

"The contents of the texts were flagged up to Alex. He has no comment."

Other than Andre better sleep with one eye open from now on (probably)...

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