Haaa! Go and get the teas in - and whatever else the people you work for at Fascination Records have sent you down the shops for. Piss poor bilge.
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they be boys or girls. Its a pattern we have all been subjected too over the years, kwebb,blart, let these people have their fun, we did it and we learnt from it. unfortunately our experience has led us onto different paths musically and human nature makes it so, our curiosity getting the better.
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Girls Aloud? Lily fucking Allen? And these fuckwits are "highly talented" in what? Can they write music or play instruments? No, they're talent alright. In swallowing footballers' spunk, that's what.
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mmm, they weren't on the brits?

Ha ha ha yes 3 proper little "Options" slappers......"ger us a bottle of kiwi MD 20/20 and I'm yours" ah the memories.

ive just watched it, fuck me it was painful. I havent seen/heard their music but i have to say they are just your usual ordinary girls with 8 gcse's each and a 1000 txt bolt on added to their phone contract as a present from their dads. what irks me somewhat is the sheer idiocy of Matt our almost sycophantic interviewer underhandedly lusting at them as though he were chatting them up at a shit bar in kingston about ready to buy them all doubles before they swan off and flirt with the bouncers. Why the fuck did holy moly interview these no-bodies in the first place? Matt, go work for channel 4.

I would't eat a fish with eyes either , yuck . rofl .

( where's da smilies ?)

best thing on HM for years. thanks for the pointer in heroes

Best thread for months, harks back to the old HM and the reason I started reading this site. Fucking class.

If I find out that my younger sister is Emzi I will have her euthanised immediately.

That Phoebe has a voice so annoying that my ears want to run away. In the course of my research (done so as to not annoy Emzii), I have happened upon the following nuggets of information:

1) The single is fucking awful. Not just awful, but about as aurally exciting as listening to a tap dripping with 'funky synth' in the background.

2) The video for the single is also shit. Three girls walk around abandoned lot, holding instruments they can't play. Three ugly scrawny lads also walk around, looking moody. I won't lie - I got bored then and turned it off, but I can't see that it got any better.

3) The other dark haired one spells her name 'Daizy'. Nuff said.

Never mind all that... did someone say they swallow?

Crucially, the words missing at the end of their name '...a fucking tune in a skip'.

...and for a 10 point bonus, tell us which 2nd division footballer she has been stalking with the intention of sucking his cock?

..."And your starter for three points; what kind of metal is Freebee out of Girls Can't Catch's belly button piercing made from? Is it silver or gold?"

Bravo everyone, best thread for ages. Now, clearly I dont condone child abuse but I must say that everyone has done a fine job with these young whipper snappers. Now, hands up who likes Feebee best.

well at least they can ALL get into university now the exams are so easy, britain is looking good for the next 50 years. Can you imagine university challenge...

If those two kids are what represents the younger generation, by god this country's going to be in a very bad way very soon. Sheep!

I was just going to say...Fucking Cliff Richard ain't he?

Fun indeed Dandyboy, thanks for the pointer in Heroes!

(Love to the missus)

i think they had to be in for tea.

This has been the finest half hour I've spent on HM in months! Carry on folks.

where the fuck did that lot appear from, i have never seen them anywhere else on this site? I guess the band told eveyone on their twitter/facebook site they were being interviewd by Hm blissfully unaware of what would ensue. hopefully they have gone now and we can resume business.

Ok - so this is your argument. We don't like a band that you are frigging your frothing gash to, so therefore we don't know talent when we see it??

You're a stupid fucking kid. Come back when you start menstruating, you fucking immature clown

Emziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Please

...and I'm only going to say this once....

CUNT OFF you horrible, vacuous, abyss-fannied little slapper

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings or upset you, I'm not being needlessly nasty. But I have to tell you, Emz, dear, that they do not have talent. They have OK voices, fed through a multitude of tuning software etc, over an unimaginative backing track. That's not called talent. It's called production, and to be honest it still doesn't sound that great.
I'm sure these girls are nice, and I'm sure they really appreciate your strident support. But you will be embarrassed when they sink without trace (which, given their abysmal chart performance, won't be long).

As someone pointed out up-thread, before X Factor came along and everyone was a popstar, bands would spend literally years 'on the circuit', before a small percentage (the good ones, usually) were signed to record labels. That is working your arse off, these girls have not worked their arses off. They have been auditioned and primed in the hope that they can emulate the success of Girls Aloud (who, by the way, I think are great). They are nothing but a money making venture, and a badly thought-out one at that.

By the way, your protests about them not being aimed at us old folk, actually hits the nail right on the head: you're nothing but a target market. The big bad media people have marked you out as a target. Like a willing consumer dope, you have complied. Well done.

I'm actually quite embarrassed for you. Your taste in music is dreadful, and you're really not helping things by protesting your intelligence and ability to spell, then unleashing a torrent of badly-spelt, grammar-less bile.

omg i can spell phoebe woooow :O who'd have thought it!

oh n fyi they do have talent they can sing they're music is fantastic they're all stunning & have a sense of humour & they r young so obv not aimed @ u old moaning idiotic twats that have nothing better to do than post comments on videos of ppl u apparently dont lyk ur in denial u no wen ur @ home ya cant resist puttin on a bit of gcc n grabbish ur hairbrush obv very jealous of them they've worked their arses off 2 get where they r now n b4 u say oh but phoebe was on xfactor BIG FUCKING WOOP! it makes no difference to how the band are 2day apart from like she learnt a lot from the experience so get the fuck over urselves n stfu go find sum1 that actually has no talent & comment their vids instead

GCC <3

I would reply... but I actually have better things to do and can't be fucked. Also yes, I can say Phoebe, I'm surprised you can actually fucking spell it.

Fucking hell, you little girls need to get a grip. You actually think this is 'talent'?

I've listened to their single (in the name of research) and feel the need to tell you, it's really bad. And they're certainly not talented.
Talent is something special, the ability to write songs that last and echo down the years, attracting followers across generations, or an exceptional voice/musical ability. Contrary to what Simon Cowell has told you, talent is rare and not everyone has the right to be famous.

Singing formulaic lyrics through a vocoder over a sub-GaGa synth is not talent.

Also, looking at Fascinations' roster of 'stars'...yes, they have Girls Aloud, but they also have the winners of Andrew Lloyd Webber's godawful talent shows, and a fictional band from Hollyoaks. Hardly picky, are they?

And before you accuse me of being like sooooooo old and past-it, I'm barely into my 20's. Grow up. If you want to bum this band, bum them on their Twatter feed, or whatever. Don't come here preaching your badly written rants, because in 3 months time, when GCC are nought but a memory, you'll be fucking embarrassed.

Also, anyone remember Fierce, Precious, Ultra? The GCC of the late 90s.

And remember, Jesus loves you.

carlybunny the 'crazy black haired one' has a name it's phoebe can u say tht? just cos she has a sense of humour & aint as boring as most of u old people on here she has to be on coke omg yhhh she defo aint on coke but u lot r all on sumthin if u cnt c tht they hav talent

jeeeesus who let these children on here, has HM got a twitter link somewhere?
i didn't watch the video because i know it will be shit. Since when did talent = covers? These ten a penny groups are vehicles to squeeze the last penny out of every naive teenager, knowing that one particular formula will eventually suck everyone in just by tweaking the look of a band, whether they be boys or girls. Its a pattern we have all been subjected too over the years, kwebb,blart, let these people have their fun, we did it and we learnt from it. unfortunately our experience has led us onto different paths musically and human nature makes it so, our curiosity getting the better. We have nothing to prove and our musical tastes veered away from the top 40 many eons ago, that is not to say we are uncool, just that our tastes have matured and we have become wiser to the music industry and its wicked ways to entice us to spend money.
So, young posters, go enjoy your youth, i promise to you that your tastes will change and in time you will come back here and be rebuking similar claims made by others just entering into musical sycophancy just as we are today. You may disagree, but sometimes you have to err on the side of experience because we were once young and did exactly the same thing. believe us, i promise i am not lying. As for Holy moly, its full of us grown ups, and we have seen this all before, we are at the stage in life where we are wiser and certainly older. we were around when musicians loved their craft and practised it for the love. this world now is full of celebrity and people want to get rich quick. Groups could be on the circuit for 10 yrs before being picked up by a record company, now they rely on being picked up by a talent show or modeling agency. the world of music has changed, but not for the better.

I am under the impression the crazy black haired one seems to have snorted some cocaine prior to this interview...

This conversation is the best thing I've seen on HM for weeks.

actually i can spell but i'll write the way i wanna also i aint a tart so ya can fuck right off n i dont lyk sunny d so tht fucks up ur lil theory...........& no i ain't 5 i'm 0 get it right nah im old enough to know that ur a complete & utter twat

I think you missed this little gem so I think I'll repeat one more time so your bovine brain can pick up on it - you thick, illiterate slapper...

" "Emzii" - what sort of fucking name is that? Is your ignorance and illiteracy hereditary? Fucking hell your parents need a good talking to if that's what they christened you...

I think Kwebb has chastised you sufficiently, but please, if you can't write in legible English - you know, that language and format of communication where sometimes you use a keyboard, or even pen and paper, god forbid - then don't fucking bother. Textspeak might be fine for you and the ill-educated rabble that you live and socialise with, but when you come to sign on the dole or do your checkout duties at Aldi's, you might need to be able to communicate a bit more efficiently.

For your information we couldn't give a shit what you think of this bunch of slappers, because in your book anyone who is "stunning" or "talented" certainly wouldn't pass muster with Simon Cowell or anyone with a modicum of what really passes for talent. And Fascinations?? Not exactly Sony or EMI is it?

Stick to swigging WKDs and cadging fags for blowjobs. I mean, it obviously worked for your mother..."

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!

"actually i can spell but i'll write the way i wanna also i aint a tart so ya can fuck right off" How old are you? 5? TART!

Charlie - I'm pleased to see your sense of humour amputation was a roaring success... the "don't tell me to calm my language" line was actually.... a joke.

Don't worry - next time, I'll give you plenty of hints and maybe even draw you a diagram.

Mwah mwah <3

Kwebb, for the record, I don't actually mind you..
Blartmonster ... :') I find you bloody hilarious :')
OH.. and calm your language.. ;)

Calm down, you silly little tart. Take your caps lock off and stop getting all shouty and stampy with us. Buy a dictionary so you can spell properly AND look up all the big words which the adults here have used.

And get your mum to cut back on your fucking E numbers as well, hey? You're OD-ing again on the Sunny Delight and McCains Micro Chips

"Emzii" - what sort of fucking name is that? Is your ignorance and illiteracy hereditary? Fucking hell your parents need a good talking to if that's what they christened you...

I think Kwebb has chastised you sufficiently, but please, if you can't write in legible English - you know, that language and format of communication where sometimes you use a keyboard, or even pen and paper, god forbid - then don't fucking bother. Textspeak might be fine for you and the ill-educated rabble that you live and socialise with, but when you come to sign on the dole or do your checkout duties at Aldi's, you might need to be able to communicate a bit more efficiently.

For your information we couldn't give a shit what you think of this bunch of slappers, because in your book anyone who is "stunning" or "talented" certainly wouldn't pass muster with Simon Cowell or anyone with a modicum of what really passes for talent. And Fascinations?? Not exactly Sony or EMI is it?

Stick to swigging WKDs and cadging fags for blowjobs. I mean, it obviously worked for your mother...

Hahahah oh Charlie don't come on with the "I'm so mature and you're all sooooo howwible" routine. It doesn't cut any fucking ice on here, and there's 2 things for you - 1) - you're on the wrong fucking website to try and justify your puppy love for three ugly, desperate, talentless and gormless slags who are pretending to be "popstars", and 2) - no-one, especially on here, gives a flying monkey's fuck what you think, least of all about you desperately trying to stick up for what is essentially a pre-pubescent fawning of a passing fad.

What I find especially funny is the "come back when your balls have dropped" comment - as an (alleged) 16 year old, you're on very shaky ground there. I mean, I don't know if you're male or female, so it's difficult to work out whether this is a pseudo-lesbo love thang or just a schoolboy wank thrash, so I'll err on the latter and remind you that the pube you just pissed out of is not a measure of maturity. And neither certainly is the embarassing "CharlieGCC" moniker that you chose to use - most people usually grow out of the childish scrawling of bands' and singers' names on their bags and books by the time they take their GCSEs.

Oh - don't tell me to calm my language, eh? It fucking pisses me off....

It's past your bedtime. You'll be all grumpy tomorrow!

"ur sooo stupid" - replies the girl who writes in a textual colloquial version of Wingdings. This shit writes itself..

Oh. We had no idea whatsoever you are 16... I mean - honestly! But, you can still fetch cups of tea and do photocopying - perhaps at a record label, can't you? Charlie?! If you ARE NOT being paid to big up this crock of shit - you have my very deepest sympathies. You deserve something for your efforts.

A) i dont work for fascinations

&

B) im not blind they r stunning ur the blind 1 if u cant c that, theyre amazingly talented ur deaf if u cant hear that they aint slappers either n ur sooo stupid u should get a life instead of posting comments on vids of ppl u apparently dont lyk so STFU dick head

I really do find this hilarious :') you're getting into this so much :P
I would be greatful if you could both calm your language, and come back when your balls have dropped and your testosterone level is back in balance :)
Ta very much x

CHARLIE DOESN'T WORK FOR FUCKING FASCINATIONS!!!! DO U UNDERSTAND DUMB PEOPLE OMG!! GCC R AMAZIN AS WELL OTHERWISE THEY WUDNT HAVE BEEN SIGNED BY FASCINATIONS SO TFU N GTFO :)

Charlie, I don't give this benefit to everyone, but you really are a 5 star cunt. This bunch of shrieking spastics do not a talented group make. On X Factor and BGT you can see gangs of wannabes who are simply DYING (or at least I wish they fucking would) to be the next Spice Girls/Girls Aloud, etc ad fucking nauseam. And this lot are just the next failure who will end up being wannabe WAGs.

You know, you probably think that you are the oracle of impeccable taste and highbrow culture. Unfortunately you're not - and seriously, if you think that this twattery of noise and tits is the "next big thing" then thank fuck you don't play music on the radio for anyone. I do have a life, a wide and varied life with a wonderful eclectic mix of music included...

Like Kwebb says, you know fucking fine well that we're right, and in any case this is not the place to try and defend the indefensible when you like such shit as this. Try to open up your musical tastes a bit more and listen to a lot more stuff rather than just one genre of caterwauling cacophony before you try to justify what is simply puerile, prepubescent shite.

Ta ta, mwah, mwah <3 <3 xxxx

I'm LMAOing that you seriously think that.. seeing as I'm 16 years old and do not work for fascination LOL. Ask them if you don't believe me :')

Oh I know! Mega LOLZ at that !!!!11111!!! Here you appear out of nowhere, with a username relating to this musical dross. Whodathunkit?!

Yes. That is the exact reason I don't wish to bother to reply to you ¬¬ because you are right that is the obvious reason ¬¬. And LOL that you think I work for Fascination, you're obviously not too bright either :') I'm flattered in a way that you would think that because I do not, it is a job i'd like to have but dont. I'm just a big fan of these girls and have the right to defend them when I wish.
Thank you.

You don't want to reply because you know I am right. These girls are not talented. Not much to look at. They will be forgotten about as quickly as they appeared. They're not very bright either having watched that interview. You know it. Everyone else on here knows it. I think you work for the record label so the religious zeal with which you write your biased lickspittle review, devalues everything you write in an instant. Try here http://www.smashhits.net/

Kwebb. I cant really be bothered with you, you're like a tame blartmonster or w/e his/her/its name is so yeah.. (Y)

Blartmonster.. Have you ever tried getting a life.. I mean, it deosn't work for everyone, and you do seem a little to far gone to be honest, but I think you might actually benefit from getting out more.. and perhaps watching internet videos of artists you like.. rather than seem obsessed with commenting nastily on those you hate.
And yes, i can't believe how much of a c*nt I am. I frequently cry myself to sleep over it.. its terrible you know.. well actually, you probably do know......
Never mind prickfeatures :) one day you'll get that life :)

They're stunning????? Get down to specsavers, you blind cunt.

Extremely talented.... fucking hell you're deaf as well.

You know, this is the reason why the charts are full of fucking shit, because the Great British Public have no concept of "talent" or what is musically sound. Their CD, if they get that fucking far, will soon be in the bargain bins next to the Shayne Ward and Steve Brookstein efforts...

"Bands" and slappers like this should be restricted to working the fucking tills in Asdas...

You fuckwits

Charlie

What a complete and utter cunt you are. You're the fucking type of idiot who will buy anything that the magazines tell you to buy and you're bound to watch EastEnders and X Factor, thinking they're the height of sofistikashun.

You're on the wrong fucking website to look for adoring drivel for this set of talentless arseholes - I'd love to know your definition of talent,... Blue? Girls Aloud? Lily fucking Allen? And these fuckwits are "highly talented" in what? Can they write music or play instruments? No, they're talent alright. In swallowing footballers' spunk, that's what.

You're the epitome of why these vacuous vapid twats get record contracts, because you're so fucking gullible you'll believe anything you're told. Get back to your "Heat" magazine and squirt on a bit more of your Vicky Beckham catpiss perfume, and oh by the way, your microwave chips are ready now. When do you start your shift flipping burgers at Maccy D's?

Mwah mwah <3 you're sooooooo fucking funny,... like bowel cancer

How about you "GTFO"? You come on here shamelessly plugging this piss poor arse gravy band who will have a career that lasts a number of weeks - just like "Hope" and "The 411".

I would like to set her on fire

Kwebb.. GTFO.

<3<3<3 don't be such haters biatches!!! lol OMG

Sweet christ, did I accidentally stumble on to Perez Hilton's site?

I do not know the girls personally. As with Girls Aloud, I actually quite like their song, because I'm a big gay. But anyone blessed with the gift of sight and/or hearing (and I suspect many without) can tell from this interview that that Phoebe (?) one on the right is a right proper annoying cunt. I can't wait for the one on the left to boot her out, Sugababes styleee.

Laters haters, leave Britney alone etc etc.
<3<3<3

Haaa! Go and get the teas in - and whatever else the people you work for at Fascination Records have sent you down the shops for. Piss poor bilge.

Matt seems to be doing a Simon Amstell impersonation.

I have never heard of this 'band' but after watching that i will make sure I avoid them. Silly girls.

some of u people r blatant twats arfurdaley they've been around longer than 3weeks already so ur lil theory's fucked already....blartmonster these girls r stunning & fyi they r extremely talented why do u think they got signed by fascinations?! duh...bunjian ur soo fucked up it makes me laugh....all u haters obv know nothing i've spoken to 2of them a few times they're all lovely & so down to earth u should listen to their music b4 u start talking shit about something u clearly have no clue about...ur all so pathetic it makes me laugh u seriously need to find something better to do with ur life than post pointless comments on vids if u ''don't like the person''..ur all in denial nxt wk you'll love them but yhh anyway i agree with charlie i'll also defend gcc against personal attack they're amazing & i love them <3
loved the vid tho phoebe always makes me laugh lol but jess is defo the best <3<3<3 xoxox

HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA. DO fuck off!

"None of them "despise" eachother, and just for your information "bunjiman" these girls are highly talented, otherwise they wouldn't have been scouted by Fascination records, one of the biggest and best record companies."

Nurse the screen - she's out of bed again..

All of you haters should really take a look at yourselves. None of you know the girls yet you pass these judgements on them. I don't know them personally, but i have spoken to 2 of them before and I know how genuine, lovely and down to earth they are.
None of them "despise" eachother, and just for your information "bunjiman" these girls are highly talented, otherwise they wouldn't have been scouted by Fascination records, one of the biggest and best record companies. Perhaps if you tried listening to some of their music and some of their acoustic covers you would see this, rather than pass a pathetic rude judgement on these girls.
And "Blartmonster" you must be beautiful and highly talented yourself then , to be able to put these girls so lowly down. I highly doubt this so I'd suggest you go back to your cave.
I'll defend Girls Can't Catch against personal attacks for as long as they're together, because I adore them, and i think that all of you haters should find something better to do with your time than watch videos of artists you despise.
Anyway. As for the video, I loved it girls :P it was great ahahaha :D you're so funny :P
And Jesss <3333 x

I REALLY fancy Matt.

Wasn't the annoying one on X-factor? She had a sextape I think.

Indeed it disturbs me that people like this might be considered talented enough to join a presumably 'talented' band. She's clearly a fcuking annoying lunatic, outlined by her ridiculous behavior and her stupendously ludicrous conundrum, 'when you're born you know the number naught. when you're born are you zero? NO NO, err you know when you're born and you're 1 day old....' etc etc I mean for fcuks sake this is just embarrassing. I do admire a vegetarian though, at least one that won't eat a fish if it's beautifully prepared and served up as is should be rather than having been gutted, processed and deep fried. In fact I suggest we perform this last procedure on her. I'll put the hob on...

That's all we fucking need. Another girl band of ugly gurning talentless cunts